An eight-year-old Billy Chainsaw used Dick Smith’s now legendary Do-It-Yourself Monster Make-up Handbook to transform himself into something beyond hideous – so he could scare a visiting neighbour. Much to his delight, it worked a treat. After the initial shock, Billy’s female victim turned to his mom and said, “Don’t worry, he’ll grow out of it.” Fortunately, he never did! Which led to him carving out a niche for himself as one of the UK’s most notorious horror genre film critics and a maestro of all things weird!
Now the legendary Billy Chainsaw, film/dvd editor of Bizarre magazine and columnist for Shock Horror Magazine has launched his own range of horror themed Xmas Cards! You can order these cool and creepy cards by emailing KoolKrakenIncorporated@gmail.com and all payments are via Paypal. They will be mailed out on the same day they are paid for – as long as the post office is still open!!!
Prices are as follows – £2 each of £10 for 6 (any combination of designs)
UK p & p is £1.99 for 4, £2.99 for 6, £3.99 for 12 – a Yuletide bargain if ever there was one!
There are four demonic designs which you can see above and all cards are A5 sized folded to A6 and are hand-made by Mr Chainsaw himself! So let those fingers do the buying and order your Scary Xmas cards today!
The legend himself - Billy Chainsaw from his cameo in 2012's new horror film Strippers vs Werewolves!
